KLEVER KITTEN STANDS FOR SPIRIT. THE KIND OF SPIRIT THAT DRIVES A STICK SHIFT UP LOMBARD STREET, EATS DINNER IN THE DARK WITH CHOPSTICKS, AND ALWAYS PURRS—NEVER MEOWS.
Why is Klever Kitten So Klever?
Fact 1 of 5
She says NO to a Tricky Tomcat situationship.
Fact 2 of 5
She sears tuna in her sleep.
Fact 3 of 5
She thinks dogs are overrated.
Fact 4 of 5
She wears librarian's glasses instead of lingerie.
Fact 5 of 5
She prefers caviar over catnip.
Who is Klever Kitten?
With her four eyes and nine lives, Klever Kitten is known for her wicked way with words, love of proper punctuation, and passion for pink cocktails. She rose to fame through Klever Kitten’s Korner, her wildly popular blog chronicling life’s great pleasures, minor inconveniences, and the occasional social catastrophe.
A devoted reader, her favorite book is One Hundred Years of Caviar. When she’s not publishing sharp observations for her followers, she’s usually hosting friends and searing her signature Szechuan tuna—because ordering takeout is for amateurs.
Klever Kitten fiercely values her independence. She’s just as comfortable dining alone in London as she is disappearing to the Maldives without warning. And when she’s sipping a lychee rose cocktail on the white sands of Huvafen Fushi, she’ll get back to you when she wants to.
Until then, kindly leave a message.
Klever Kitten®
Collector’s Pillow
Soft. Stylish. Totally unavailable emotionally.
Klever Kitten’s signature pink librarian glasses, embroidered details, and perfectly unimpressed expression make this collector’s pillow the ideal companion for reading the paper, judging your life choices, or elevating a suspiciously boring sofa.
The Pillow with an Opinion
Klever Kitten Creator
Marisa Howenstine, a graphic designer and award-winning photographer, fell hard for Hello Kitty at age six when shopping for back-to-school supplies at San Francisco's Stonestown Galleria. When Marisa got older, she noticed a serious lack of stylish cat stationery and specialty gifts for grown-ups. This inspired her to create Klever Kitten.
A SF native now soaking up the sun in LA, Marisa has a penchant for all things pink. Interesting fact— while Marisa loves cat characters, she's deathly allergic to cats IRL.
Marisa can always be found in a cool cocktail lounge with her pink Fendi cat-eye glasses—and the same goes for Klever Kitten.